The last pic
My dreams look a lot like this.
Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.
Best backstory. (x)
You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.
i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay
what if ducks threw bread back at you
you’d have to duck
This expresses the English language pretty well
where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan
petition to have Raven Symone on the next season of American Horror Story